转帖乌鸦贺喜!!
<H2 style="MARGIN: auto 0cm; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">乌鸦贺喜<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></H2><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 37pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">很久以前的一个严冬,大雪封山,天地间白茫茫一片。忍饥挨饿的鸟儿们已经断炊几天,正处心积虑地思忖着怎么去寻觅点食物,度过这个漫长难耐的冬天。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“啊——啊!”挂满冰挂的枝头上,两只乌鸦凄厉地叫着,一番讨论以后,老乌鸦决定走出森林,飞到外边看看。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>它飞啊飞啊,黑色的翅膀遮蔽了自己灰色的心境,目光疾速地巡视着下面那无垠的雪野。飞着飞着,它忽然听见“喳喳,喳喳”的欢叫声,不禁寻声张望,心说:它们还这么欢快啊!看看去。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“喜鹊姐姐,你们好!”乌鸦飞过去热切地打着招呼。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“乌鸦妹妹好,您怎么来了。”喜鹊停住了嬉笑。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“我们都断粮多日了,你们还有吃的么?”<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“我们早就没吃的了,还好。村里的人家娶媳妇,我们过去贺喜,人家施舍我们点糖果。。。”<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“怎么贺喜啊?姐姐教我。”<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>“简单呢,你就喊‘喳喳,喳喳,新娘过门生子啦。。。’,这样人家高兴了自然。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">这还不简单?乌鸦高兴地朝村里飞去。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN>飞到村里一看,正有一群人吹吹打打迎新呢。乌鸦于是占据了院落里的大杨树上的有利位置开始喝彩:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊!好啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">这时候,它忽然看见新娘子隆起的腹部呼之欲出,聪明的它想:人家盼子心切,凡事突出个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">早</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">字。。。于是决计改动下喜鹊教授的贺词,赶紧喊:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊!新娘晚上要生儿子啦!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">新郎这时正为这事闹心呢,听见乌鸦这么吆喝,立刻斥责道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">快闭上你那臭乌鸦嘴!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">乌鸦有些不解,看看远处闭目养神的猫头鹰,赶紧讨好道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">夜猫子也要来贺喜啦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">我叫你贺喜!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">新郎倌抓起一块砖头照乌鸦就撇了过去。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">啊!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">乌鸦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">扑棱棱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">飞走了,那凄厉的叫声天空中回荡,枝头上依然颤动着方才的热情。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> 原文由 刘娃娃 发表: <FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷"><FONT face=华文行楷 size=5> ^_^哈哈哈哈!!!</FONT>“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">快闭上你那臭乌鸦嘴!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008321142119276.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN> 乌鸦嘴的来历 <FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷"><FONT face=华文行楷 size=5> ^_^哈哈哈哈!!!</FONT>“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">快闭上你那臭乌鸦嘴!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008321142119276.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN> 再好听的话,从乌鸦口中说出也就变质喽!!<br> 原文由 刘娃娃 发表: <FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷"><FONT face=华文行楷 size=5> ^_^哈哈哈哈!!!</FONT>“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">快闭上你那臭乌鸦嘴!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008321142119276.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN> 原文由 刘娃娃 发表: <FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><FONT face=华文行楷 size=5> ^_^哈哈哈哈!!!</FONT>“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">快闭上你那臭乌鸦嘴!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008321142119276.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN> 说来说去俺就是差一点。 原文由 水中仙子 发表: 原文由 刘娃娃 发表: <FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷"><FONT face=华文行楷 size=5> ^_^哈哈哈哈!!!</FONT>“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">快闭上你那臭乌鸦嘴!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008321142119276.jpg"><HR><BR>有十天没上网了,电脑坏了,今天刚修好,乌鸦嘴要说话了。<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200832720314240.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> <FONT color=#e61a1a size=5>再好听的话,从乌鸦口中说出也就变质喽!!<BR></FONT> 哼.哼..我为乌鸦抱不平! 由此可见乌鸦并无坏心,只是人把它想坏了而已。看事的出发点不同,得出的结论也不同。但当今社会,真的不是让人说实话的年代。
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