[推荐]超强的笑话!!!牛啊!!!

麦克雷 发表于 2007-9-28 09:42

<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: #f7d3ae; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-outline-level: 4" align=center>超强的笑话!!!牛啊!!!   1.某男看到一则广告：不开刀、不住院、让你的生殖器轻轻松松变大变粗！顿大喜，立即汇款。数日，收到邮包，急切地打开一看！！原来是一放大镜！   2<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">、老婆打麻将至凌晨回家，为了不扰醒丈夫，她先在客厅里脱光了衣服再进卧室。恰遇丈夫醒来，见了大怒到:<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">太过份了！你竟输的精光？　<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p><o:p> 3、一男青年在公交车上看到一美女的衣领开得很低,春光外泄,戏言道‘真是桃花盛开的地方啊’,美女听后,撩起裙子说:‘还有生你养你的地方’! 　　 　　 <o:p></o:p><o:p>  <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200792894152253.gif"> </o:p></o:p>

翻江鼠 发表于 2007-9-28 09:48

麦克雷 发表于 2007-9-28 09:56

1、一对男女正在**,女的忽然跳下床,跑进厨房从米缸里抓了一把米,回来撒到男的身上,气哼哼地说:少在这里丢人现眼,回去去把小鸡喂大再来吧!　　 　　 <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p><o:p>     2 <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">、一小姐吃饭时点了道爆炒鞭花,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">夹菜时不慎掉到两腿之间,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">小姐大惊:<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">这玩意真厉害!<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">煮熟了剁碎了,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">它竟还认识路!<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　</o:p><o:p><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　3.　<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">俩屎壳螂讨论福利彩票，甲说:<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我要中了大奖就把方圆50<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">里的厕所都买下来，每天吃个够！乙说:<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你丫太俗了！我要是中了大奖就包一活人，每天吃新鲜的！　　 <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　 </o:p>

泽雅发表于 2007-9-28 11:34

哈哈！真是超强的笑话啊！！！乐死俺了！

胡寒梅 发表于 2007-9-28 12:48

原文由翻江鼠发表: <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200792894826382.jpg"> 哈哈，麦克，你真会找乐！

流青发表于 2007-9-28 13:23

哈！又多了几根鱼尾纹．不过工作之余，开心！谢谢麦克雷！

麦克雷 发表于 2007-9-28 21:17

原文由胡寒梅发表: 原文由翻江鼠发表: <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200792894826382.jpg"> 哈哈，麦克，你真会找乐！                      寒梅你开心就好! <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007928211647628.jpg">

胡寒梅 发表于 2007-9-28 21:24

原文由麦克雷发表: 原文由胡寒梅发表: 原文由翻江鼠发表: <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200792894826382.jpg"> 哈哈，麦克，你真会找乐！                      寒梅你开心就好! <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007928211647628.jpg"> 麦克,你太会逗了,不愧是我们"第一开心果"

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