[推荐]看两个经典笑话,大家开心一下!
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#2222dd><FONT size=4><FONT color=#dd2222>经典笑话:厕所偶遇</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 17pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#2222dd><FONT size=4>钱某,一日在酒场上不胜酒力,迷迷糊糊中误入女厕,在隔间呕吐,此<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="时一">时一</st1:PersonName>女士入厕小解,钱闻其小便声误以为有人在倒啤酒,怒道:“我早就说过不喝了,谁又在倒?”女士闻言吓了一跳,遂憋住小便,欲待钱走了以后再解,未曾想竟憋出一个屁来,<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="钱">钱</st1:PersonName>先生闻之大怒,用手重重拍着隔板,大声斥责道:“我说过不喝了不喝了,谁又启了一瓶?谁启谁喝!”<SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p><FONT color=#2222dd size=4> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#2222dd><FONT size=4><FONT color=#e61a1a>经典笑话:泼妇</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 17pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#2222dd size=4>孩子问:“妈妈,他们为什么叫你泼妇?”</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><FONT color=#2222dd size=4>母亲答:“那是表扬妈妈是个活泼的妇女<SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN>”</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <FONT size=6>幽默<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200775181018298.gif"><BR><BR></FONT> <P>原文由 傲雪寒梅 发表: <FONT size=6>幽默<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200775181018298.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></P><P><FONT size=5>挺好笑的。</FONT></P> 确实经典,真是有才 好玩!<br> <FONT face=幼圆 color=#ee1111 size=5> 泼妇----活泼的妇女。哈哈 哈哈 !</FONT> <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>着两个笑话不错,经典!哈哈,一扫这两天慢网带来的郁闷心情。</FONT> <P>原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>着两个笑话不错,经典!哈哈,一扫这两天慢网带来的郁闷心情。</FONT> </P><P><FONT size=7> 不错,不错!</FONT></P> <FONT color=#f709c7 size=6>两个幽默一个解酒,一个解闷,大家看看是不是?</FONT> 可以理解醉汉,也要谅解女士 泼妇新解
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