紫衣の罗兰 发表于 2008-4-23 15:31

醉酒的老鼠

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp; 话说一个美国人,一个日本人,一个中国人在一起争论哪国的酒威力大,他们都说自己国家的酒威力大。争了三天三夜也没结果,最后决定用老鼠来做试验比试。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp; 第一只老鼠喝了美国的威士忌,遥遥晃晃走了十步就倒下了。美国人很得意!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp; 第二只老鼠喝了日本的米酒,摇摇晃晃走了五步就倒下了。日本人更得意!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp; 第三只老鼠喝了中国的名酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">------</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">二锅头,摇摇晃晃走了十几步也没事,最后竟回窝了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp; 日本人和美国人刚要笑话中国人,只见刚才那只老鼠拎可块板砖从窝里出来,大喊了一句:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">猫在哪?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P>&nbsp;</P>

泳痴 发表于 2008-4-23 19:52

有趣

暖暖夕阳 发表于 2008-4-23 20:11

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!美国和日本佬瞪眼了!

大度英雄 发表于 2008-4-23 20:24

<FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>猛啊!好酒!</FONT>

踏浪者 发表于 2008-4-23 16:16

<P>原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>醉鼠找猫。</FONT></EM></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#5731f0 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 不可思呀!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008423161534658.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></P>

泽雅 发表于 2008-4-23 15:42

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>醉鼠找猫。</FONT></EM></FONT>

冰团战友 发表于 2008-4-24 09:39

<P>原文由 威海青蛙 发表: <FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG><EM>懒猫,这回是老鼠找你哪,你咋躲了呢?????</EM></STRONG></FONT> </P><P>还用问吗?找酒去了。</P>

双飞雁 发表于 2008-4-24 10:39

<P>原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>醉鼠找猫。</FONT></EM></FONT> </P><P>有点意思!</P>

威海青蛙 发表于 2008-4-24 09:09

<FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG><EM>懒猫,这回是老鼠找你哪,你咋躲了呢?????</EM></STRONG></FONT>

标哥 发表于 2008-4-24 09:37

原文由 踏浪者 发表: <br><P>原文由 泽雅 发表: <FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#f70909>醉鼠找猫。</FONT></EM></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#5731f0 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 不可思呀!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008423161534658.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></P>
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